apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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