They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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