I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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