This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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