and you said cock pushups were impossible
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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