I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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