I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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