She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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