Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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