that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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