Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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