You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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