We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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