This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My dick has a subreddit
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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