I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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