You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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