Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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