if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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