three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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