I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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