I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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