I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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