Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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