Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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