so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
