ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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