Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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