There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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