I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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