Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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