those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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