I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i out mim tonsoeep
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