i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
