Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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