Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize