turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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