Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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