yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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