member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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