She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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