It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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