I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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