Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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