You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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