so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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