wakey wakey hands off snakey
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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