scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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