we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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