That's intense
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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