remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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