how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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