She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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