Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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