Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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