i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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