He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You are a genius and a whore.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
