I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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