This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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